Shakira is one of my Lady Boss' favourite singers. It is little wonder that her songs are so well-received all over the world, with that catchy Latin beat.... the songs really wanna make you shake your bon bon, even when you are a dog!
Below is the real MTV of Hips Don't Lie, from the album Oral Fixation Vol.2
Here is the spoof, done by a fat guy. Quite hilarious!
Aug 22, 2006
Aug 20, 2006
Canine Discrimination
Just as there is racial discrimination in the human world, there is also canine discrimination in the dog world, it seems.
A few nights ago, Lady Boss brought me out to walk me in the park behind our house. Just as we were almost reaching, we saw an auntie who lives about 6 units from our house walking her old dog back. Knowing my pattern, Lady Boss "belakang pusing" and went back to the house and we stayed behind the gate in our garden to wait for the coast to clear.
Then the auntie and her old dog walked past our house. As usual when I see dogs, I turned crazy and started to bark my head off and got aggressive. Then the auntie and her old dog stopped in front of our unit and see, dunno for what? Then seeing that they're still not moving after a while, Lady Boss told the old dog's owner "Auntie, this dog (pointing to me) will fight with other dogs", hoping that they don't come any nearer and go away quickly.
Then the auntie shouted at us "You keep a bull terrier, you're going to get into trouble!"..... it seems, by her logic, our breed should be put to sleep becos we will bring trouble to our owners?
Look at this face, so cute! Why discriminate against me and my breed?
Erm..... actually i have another theory: Lady Boss called her "Auntie", which implies she is old becos my Lady Boss already not young. Maybe she felt dulan about that :D bwahahahaha
A few nights ago, Lady Boss brought me out to walk me in the park behind our house. Just as we were almost reaching, we saw an auntie who lives about 6 units from our house walking her old dog back. Knowing my pattern, Lady Boss "belakang pusing" and went back to the house and we stayed behind the gate in our garden to wait for the coast to clear.
Then the auntie and her old dog walked past our house. As usual when I see dogs, I turned crazy and started to bark my head off and got aggressive. Then the auntie and her old dog stopped in front of our unit and see, dunno for what? Then seeing that they're still not moving after a while, Lady Boss told the old dog's owner "Auntie, this dog (pointing to me) will fight with other dogs", hoping that they don't come any nearer and go away quickly.
Then the auntie shouted at us "You keep a bull terrier, you're going to get into trouble!"..... it seems, by her logic, our breed should be put to sleep becos we will bring trouble to our owners?
Look at this face, so cute! Why discriminate against me and my breed?
Erm..... actually i have another theory: Lady Boss called her "Auntie", which implies she is old becos my Lady Boss already not young. Maybe she felt dulan about that :D bwahahahaha
Aug 10, 2006
Someone tried to beat me
My Lady Boss went to her cousin's house last night for dinner and I waited for her at home in the garden. I went about doing my own things like smelling the plants, peeing in the grass, barking a little at the occasional passerby......
Then came this mad guy who took a shoe and a stick and tried to beat me from outside the gate. I dunno what his intention was but he must have been really mad..... cos i was inside my own territory and wasn't in the least bit bothering him.... well, maybe i did bark at him a little but hey, I'm a dog...... Anyway, my neighbour on the right Ryan ko-ko saw it and chased him away.
When Lady Boss heard about it, she was very angry. This morning, she told me that when she goes out next time, she'll leave me inside the house instead. Woohoo....... things didn't turn out that bad afterall.... now I will get to have the WHOLE, damn house to myself.... muahahahahahhahaha.... i can't wait!
Then came this mad guy who took a shoe and a stick and tried to beat me from outside the gate. I dunno what his intention was but he must have been really mad..... cos i was inside my own territory and wasn't in the least bit bothering him.... well, maybe i did bark at him a little but hey, I'm a dog...... Anyway, my neighbour on the right Ryan ko-ko saw it and chased him away.
When Lady Boss heard about it, she was very angry. This morning, she told me that when she goes out next time, she'll leave me inside the house instead. Woohoo....... things didn't turn out that bad afterall.... now I will get to have the WHOLE, damn house to myself.... muahahahahahhahaha.... i can't wait!
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